(Source: jeenniferaniston)

Parks and Recreation Alphabet → a
 ↳ alcohol

"You don’t even know one thing I didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didn’t even do it once!"

you exhale. the question is damn near laughable. (everything is after one too many glasses of wine.)

maybe, you think as she glances over expectantly. you should say maybe.

but you don’t.